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Metaphors & Similes => Metaphors & Similes => Topic started by: juzzyjj on May 11, 2011, 01:49:14 AM

Title: Dirty
Post by: juzzyjj on May 11, 2011, 01:49:14 AM
like a washing machine
makes you born again clean
tastes like a bachelor pad
is a language i barely understand

is so over-rated
makes me feel frustrated
tastes like biting a tree
makes me feel like a head full of bees
gives away everything for free

is what you really want
is secretly changing you font
is the easy way out
makes the elderly want to shout

needs a helping hand
makes me feel like i should take a stand
is a piece of soap in your mouth
is the north end of a south bound camel
then wipe my brow with the camel's flannel

oh please dont get shirty with me you dirty flirty