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« on: October 15, 2016, 10:01:32 AM »

A car salesman is like a snake
A car salesman is like a used douche
A car salesman is like Lucifer pretending to be Jesus
A car salesman smells like rubber poop
A car salesman tastes like sweaty balls
A car salesman feels like a prickly thorn on the bottom of my foot
A car salesman is like a sewage line that is used for funneling shit from assholes to the dump
A car salesman's mouth is like a sphincter that lays silent but deadly farts.
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